VRRROOM! VRRROOM!

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(November 10, 2016 in Duncan, Oklahoma)
(California attorney meets Oklahoma man.)

BY DEFENSE COUNSEL:
Q. And how far was it from home?
A. Basically, just around the corner.
Q. So, did you walk?
A. I have a riding lawnmower and I drove it over there.
Q. Oh, a riding lawnmower.  Nice.
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