VRRROOM! VRRROOM!

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(November 10, 2016 in Duncan, Oklahoma)
(California attorney meets Oklahoma man.)

BY DEFENSE COUNSEL:
Q. And how far was it from home?
A. Basically, just around the corner.
Q. So, did you walk?
A. I have a riding lawnmower and I drove it over there.
Q. Oh, a riding lawnmower.  Nice.
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WOW - FLIPPED OUT

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(Too funny!!  Defense Attorney is taken aback during Plaintiff's discovery deposition.)

BY DEFENSE ATTORNEY:
Q. Did you have any other voicemail messages?
A. No, sir.
Q. Do you have any other recordings that have been transcribed related to any of your claims in this case?
A. No, sir.
Q. Do you have any other recordings related to this case?
A. No, sir.
Q. Did you keep the actual recording of this message?
A. Right in my pocket.
Q. You literally have it.  It's on your cell phone?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Can you tell by looking at it what the date is?
A. I don't think so.  Let me get out my ...
Q. I think that's a fair question.
A. Let me get out my flip phone.
Q. Wow.  Okay.  It's not ...
                           DEFENSE COUNSEL:  Question withdrawn.
                           Let the record reflect that it's not an iPhone or a Smartphone of any sort but yet a ...
                           THE WITNESS:  But yet in high demand from the museum.
                           DEFENSE COUNSEL:  Yeah, perhaps.  In high demand from a museum.
                           THE WITNESS:  Perhaps.

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